National Tell a Joke Day presents a fun opportunity to bring some humour into our lives and connect with others through laughter. These jokes offer a light-hearted way to celebrate the occasion and share some joy with friends, family, and colleagues. Whether it’s a witty one-liner, a clever pun, or a silly anecdote, the goal is to spread positivity and create moments of laughter that can brighten someone’s day… Just remember to ‘read the room’ and not offend anyone at work!
“How many product managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, that sounds like a development task.”
“Why didn’t the marketing couple get married? They weren’t on the same landing page.”
“Why can’t sales reps see live musicals? They keep trying to capture the leads.”
“Why did the marketer dump her boyfriend? Lack of engagement.”
“Why do I drink coffee? I like to do stupid things faster and with more energy.”
“Coffee drinkers tend to be huge gossips. They love to spill the beans.”
“How does a coffee snob take their coffee? Seriously. Very seriously.”
“Where do computers go to dance? The disk-o!”
“What is an alien’s favourite place on a computer? The space bar.”
“The first five days after the weekend are the hardest.”
“I don’t really like elevators. I take steps to avoid them.”
“Why are elevator jokes so good? They work on many levels.”
“Buses stop at bus stations; trains stop at train stations… Guess what happens at my workstation?”
“We’re customer service agents. Of course, we’re good at apologizing for things that aren’t our fault.”
“Why did the ghost go to rehab? He was addicted to boos.”
“What did the buffalo say when his kid went to college? Bison.”
“Where do I get my corny dad jokes? I store them in my dad-a-base.”
“What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? SUPPLIES!”
“When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.”
“What kind of bug tells time? A clock roach.”
“Why was the broom late for work? It over-swept.”
“What do biologists wear to work on Casual Friday? Genes.”
“What did the comforter say after falling off the bed? Oh, sheet!”
“What do chiropractors and SEO experts have in common? They both know how to fix backlinks.”
“Why did the marketer get off the trampoline? He was worried about his bounce rate.”
Hopefully this fun little blog has bought some cheer to your work day, and we’re sorry if you now have to listen to a whole day of corny jokes!
